Unconventional Genius T-Shirts

'It's weird, I know, but he does come up with some of our best ideas that way.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Draw your own path."

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Thumbing a Lift.

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

A man stealing another person's ideas

Making snowmen with a snowblower.