Unconventional Genius Gifts

'It's weird, I know, but he does come up with some of our best ideas that way.'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Candid Camera store.

"Draw your own path."

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Artist and Musician

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Thumbing a Lift.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

Two words, boss: Virtual reality. We glue virtual reality goggles to our coffee mugs. Come again? When patrons sip their Himalayan mochas, they'll think they're dangling from a cliff in the Himalayan mountains. People will come from Miles around! People will throw up for miles around. We'll give patrons mops that double as virtual reality hockey sticks. This conversation is virtually over.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"I've decided to have a kid."

A man stealing another person's ideas

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.