Playful Genius Gifts

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Playdough's The Republic

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Hamlet

"She's a miniature."

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Shakespeare Ave

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Switchback Playground.

A dog and a robot dog

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."