Playful Genius Gifts

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

"Young Frankenstein"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Playdough's The Republic

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"She's a miniature."

Hamlet

"It's a mobile."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Shakespeare Ave

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Switchback Playground.

A dog and a robot dog

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

'Whatever it is, I didn't do it.'

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'Damn sea monkeys.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"