Playful Intellectual Gifts

Mathematician Food Fights.

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Yes, but can you explore the thematic significance of the witches in Macbeth?"

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Shakespeare Ave

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"She's a miniature."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Hamlet

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

A child as a pet substitute.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"