Playful Psychologist Gifts

The Delusions of a Stopped Clock

A child as a pet substitute.

"Bertha, are you still getting to grips with the concept of object permanence?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Advocado

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Hamlet

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Philosopher trading cards.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Shakespeare Ave