Playful Psychologists Gifts

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"She's a miniature."

Hamlet

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

A child as a pet substitute.

Philosopher trading cards.

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

Junior Doctor.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

Shakespeare Ave

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"I feel like we're finally making progress."