Playful Pragmatists Gifts

"Did he sin?"

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Hamlet

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

The Meaning of Life

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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"I feel like we're finally making progress."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"