Playful Pragmatists Gifts

"Did he sin?"

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Hamlet

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

The Meaning of Life

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"