Pragmatist Gifts

Searching for a gift for the pragmatist in your life? Discover cleverly designed products that embody sensible humor and practical charm. Whether it's for a colleague, friend, or family member who values realism and straightforwardness, these gifts are a thoughtful nod to their down-to-earth personality. Our collection features items that blend wit with wisdom, making everyday practicality fun and personal.

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"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all." mockup

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back." mockup

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

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'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?' mockup

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

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'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.' mockup

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

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'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.'

'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.' mockup

'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.'

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"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription." mockup

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

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"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic." mockup

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

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Hazardous Wastes R Us.

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"Kids and grand kids squared away forever ago. All set with money. No energy for a whole court thing. So-o-o... maybe you just die?" "Whatever makes you happy, sweet cheeks."

"Kids and grand kids squared away forever ago. All set with money. No energy for a whole court thing. So-o-o... maybe you just die?" "Whatever makes you happy, sweet cheeks."

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'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.' mockup

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

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"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!" mockup

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

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"Bob's more realistic."

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"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'" mockup

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

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Great Expectations - Managing Expectations

Great Expectations - Managing Expectations mockup

Great Expectations - Managing Expectations

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"It's a troubling ethical dilemma." mockup

"It's a troubling ethical dilemma."

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The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian. mockup

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

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"Rememeber Son, money can't buy happiness, but it pays for a lot of anti-depressants"

"Rememeber Son, money can't buy happiness, but it pays for a lot of anti-depressants" mockup

"Rememeber Son, money can't buy happiness, but it pays for a lot of anti-depressants"

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"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice"

"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice" mockup

"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice"

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Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients" mockup

Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

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