Bill Pragmatist Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a pragmatist with a practical streak? Our collection features thoughtfully designed, humorous items that respect their sensible side while adding a touch of wit. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their no-nonsense approach, blending humor with practicality to create memorable gifts for the true pragmatist in your life.

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'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?' mockup

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

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'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?' mockup

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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Drive-thru Church

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"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back." mockup

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

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"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.' mockup

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

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'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.'

'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.' mockup

'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.'

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Put it in writing!

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'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.' mockup

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

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"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription." mockup

"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

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"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic." mockup

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

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Hazardous Wastes R Us.

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"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'" mockup

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

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"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!" mockup

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

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"Bob's more realistic."

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'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.' mockup

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

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Great Expectations - Managing Expectations

Great Expectations - Managing Expectations mockup

Great Expectations - Managing Expectations

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The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian. mockup

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

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"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all." mockup

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

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"Rememeber Son, money can't buy happiness, but it pays for a lot of anti-depressants"

"Rememeber Son, money can't buy happiness, but it pays for a lot of anti-depressants" mockup

"Rememeber Son, money can't buy happiness, but it pays for a lot of anti-depressants"

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"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice"

"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice" mockup

"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice"

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Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients" mockup

Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

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