Happy Pragmatist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the happy pragmatist in your life? These thoughtfully curated items blend cheerful optimism with a realistic outlook, perfect for those who see the bright side while staying grounded. Whether it's for a friend who always finds a practical solution or a loved one who balances joy with common sense, our collection caters to their unique outlook. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, discover gifts that resonate with their upbeat yet realistic perspective.

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'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.' mockup

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

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'It's a zen diaphragm.'

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Drive-thru Church

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"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back." mockup

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

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"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

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'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.' mockup

'Thanks, but no. It just doesn't add up.'

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'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?' mockup

'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'

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Put it in writing!

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"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

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"Take one of these every 4 hours for the side effects from your prescription."

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"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic." mockup

"The main, unchangeable principal that I use in life is to be pragmatic."

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Hazardous Wastes R Us.

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"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!" mockup

"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"

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'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'

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'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'

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"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'" mockup

"Thirty years of accounting and I haven't had one 'happy accident.'"

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Great Expectations - Managing Expectations

Great Expectations - Managing Expectations mockup

Great Expectations - Managing Expectations

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"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...." mockup

"It's our first anniversary, so I've written up your performance review...."

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"It's a troubling ethical dilemma." mockup

"It's a troubling ethical dilemma."

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The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian. mockup

The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.

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"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all." mockup

"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."

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"Rememeber Son, money can't buy happiness, but it pays for a lot of anti-depressants"

"Rememeber Son, money can't buy happiness, but it pays for a lot of anti-depressants" mockup

"Rememeber Son, money can't buy happiness, but it pays for a lot of anti-depressants"

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"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice"

"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice" mockup

"What this place needs is a hydro-electric dam" "A glass of water would be nice"

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Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

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Business man at desk, "My family? Hell no, those are my clients"

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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."

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