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'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Playdough's The Republic

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Hamlet

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"She's a miniature."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

A child as a pet substitute.

Philosopher trading cards.

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Shakespeare Ave

Junior Doctor.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"I feel like we're finally making progress."