Psychology Fun Gifts

'Don't worry about it -- we all have naughty thoughts now and then.'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Banana Split Personality

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

X-ray Psychology.

Pavlov's Puppy

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'On the plus side, I give my thanks this Thanksgiving that I'm not a turkey. On the minus side...'

A child as a pet substitute.

'I screwed up royally!'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Tell me more about your 'and then it hit me' moment, Mr. Pinata."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Psychoanalysis