Humor In Psychology Fan Gifts

"I feel rotten. I'm always the last one in."

X-ray Psychology.

Some scents are nonsense.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'You're too aggressive.'

"He's a mental-health critic."

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'Just because I like books does not mean I'm insecure.'

"I don't feel like I'm making any progress, it's like I'm just chasing my tail again."

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'Maybe it isn't me. Maybe it's the rest of the world that's gone insane.'

"Believe me, you're just thinking about it too much."

'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'