Quirky Psychology Fans Gifts

"Relax. Just be yourselves."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

In and out, in and out, in and out...

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'Best of both worlds really. I can stick my head in the ground, and run away if I want.'

'You're too aggressive.'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"He's a mental-health critic."

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!