Quirky Psychology Lover Gifts

'Since I also believe you are a rabbit, Mr Curtlow, I am uncertain as to how to proceed.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

You're making me very angry right now, Al. Did you know that before Rorschach came up with his inkblot test, he had one that involved blood spatters?

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

When psychiatry works too well!

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

'I'm worried, Master has suddenly developed a morbid obsession: He asks me to play dead all the time now...'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

Sleep Disorder Research.

Saturday was fantasy dysfunctional relationship day.

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

"You don't need a second opinion. I told MY therapist all about you and she agrees you're nuts!"

'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

'Thank you for verifying your name for us, Doug. We're going to start with some multiple choice questions.'