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'Since I also believe you are a rabbit, Mr Curtlow, I am uncertain as to how to proceed.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

When psychiatry works too well!

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'I'm worried, Master has suddenly developed a morbid obsession: He asks me to play dead all the time now...'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

Sleep Disorder Research.

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'

"You don't need a second opinion. I told MY therapist all about you and she agrees you're nuts!"

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Saturday was fantasy dysfunctional relationship day.

'So adorable...He thinks he's people.'

Isolating the coolness gene: "OK, a little more COltrane, and I think we've got it!"

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

'Oh yeah. . . she's the one that has a great personality.'