
"You're a very complex carbohydrate."
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"You're a very complex carbohydrate."
'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic.'
"I know. But I think I can change him."
"He'll have abandonment issues."
"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."
"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"
"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."
"I hope I'm not boring you with all this small talk about my daily life!?"
Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!
'Doc, this is your lucky day! I'm having a yard sale of my collective unconscious!'
Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome is a standard definition of insanity. It also sums up five years of therapy.
'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'
'Aghh. A bee mite!'
When psychiatry works too well!
'Look, you can only do so much!'
'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."
"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"
'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'
My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?
* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.
"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."
"I'm the bad guy..."
"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"
Pavlov's Puppy
Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.
"Hello - I'm from the future..."
"Moulting"
"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."
Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.
"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."
Scurile travels
Free-Floating Anxiety
Blok drives by New York City.
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