Psychology Devotee T-Shirts

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"I'm the bad guy..."

Pavlov's Puppy

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Blok drives by New York City.

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Mummy Shrink.

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'What a control freak!'

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."