Psychology Devotee Pillows

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Pavlov's Puppy

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Blok drives by New York City.

Free-Floating Anxiety

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Mummy Shrink.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

'What a control freak!'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"