Psychology Enthusiast Friend Pillows

The Jung and the Restless.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"I'm the bad guy..."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Pavlov's Puppy

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

Blok drives by New York City.

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Mummy Shrink.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'