Psychology Enthusiast Friend Pillows

The Jung and the Restless.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

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"I'm the bad guy..."

Pavlov's Puppy

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Blok drives by New York City.

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Free-Floating Anxiety

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Pavlov's Cat

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

Mummy Shrink.

"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."

'Do you know how much it cost me to LEARN all this psychobabble?'

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"You have got to want to change."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I blame my parents, they never set me any standards worth rebelling against.'

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud