Psychology Enthusiasts Pillows

Beware of Salivating Dog

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"There are no wrong answers - only perceived threats to national security."

". . . I see P/E ratios."

Rorschach multiple-choice test.

Children Influenced By Parent's Behaviour

"I don't know anything about the Stockholm syndrome. I just think he's cute."

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Borderline Personality Contest

'The poor thing -- her therapist recommended divorce, and she isn't even married.'

Nightmares.

The Ekert Saga: 'Oh...I get it. Keep him away from people, right?...To stop him from gorging on a buffet of ego, malice and greed, right?'

'One way you derive your sense of security is from the tactile sensation of your teddy, can you say that?'

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde: 'No, no...We just share the office!'

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'Could you direct me to the nearest alcoholics anonymous?'

'And when did you start losing the will to get to the other side?'

'You were manic yesterday? That's a riot - I was depressive.'

My therapist once said people like that are often... Therapist?! What if she's some kind of nutter??

A man's head retreats into his body and slowly reappears piece by piece.

Mike fails to decide between fight or flight.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

Pavlov's Puppy

'Waiter, there's a Fly-Agaric in my soup.'

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

"I know. But I think I can change him."

Blok drives by New York City.