Psychology Lover Pillows

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic.'

"I know. But I think I can change him."

"He'll have abandonment issues."

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"I hope I'm not boring you with all this small talk about my daily life!?"

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

'Doc, this is your lucky day! I'm having a yard sale of my collective unconscious!'

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome is a standard definition of insanity. It also sums up five years of therapy.

'My mind keeps wandering into restricted areas.'

'Aghh. A bee mite!'

When psychiatry works too well!

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

Pavlov's Puppy

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Moulting"

"First, we'll look for repressed memories of malpractice suits."

Scurile travels

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Blok drives by New York City.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'