Philosophy Lover Pillows

The More You're Awake The Longer You Live

'Truth and enlightenment are on another peak. I do medicare explainations.'

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

'News gets out that the Stoics' annual party has been cancelled.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

Bob has a hard time spotting a diamond in the rough.

Grass is greener.

The day after the meek inherit the Earth.

'If a person falls in a department store and there's no one around to see it, do you still have a lawsuit?'

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'Why don't we agree to disagree and let it go at that.'

Doubtful Man

Life Coach/Death Coach.

The meaning of life. Cheese and crackers.

"I'd read so much about it beforehand that I couldn't help being disappointed when I actually became enlightened."

"Did you hear something?"

Fear of the success-failure dichtomy.

Dr of Philosophy/Dr of Philo Pastry.

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

In the game of life...there is no time out.

'Professor Horvath's 'Intro to Existentialism' lecture was famously concise.'

'Hear no evil. See no evil. Do no evil'

"Dang Buddhists! Who do they think they aren't?"

'Knowing what you know now, what would you do differently if you could do it all over again?'

Scurile travels

A tree falls in the forest.

Tombstone in a cemetery with a epitaph that reads "Why me?"

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

Death visits a man meditating on a moutain

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

Disturbing announcements: God says; 'That's about all we have time for folks.'

No matter how hard Bob prayed, he never felt he nailed it.

Book Shop with Sections Named 'Something, Somethingness, Nothing, and Nothingness'.