Lover Of Philosophy Pillows

'He says he's looking for an honest man -- should I book him on suspicion?'

"The worst thing about humanity is the people."

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

'The tilt of his chair...that far-away look...let's get out of here before he gets all philosophical on us!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What else is there to wish for?

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"You call this a constitution?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pastorius wonders why.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Zenemies.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"