Lover Of Philosophy Pillows

'He says he's looking for an honest man -- should I book him on suspicion?'

"The worst thing about humanity is the people."

"All it says is 'DON'T WALK.' When you think about it, that still leaves a world of possibilities, Baby!"

'The tilt of his chair...that far-away look...let's get out of here before he gets all philosophical on us!'

Ted gets nabbed driving under the influence of Leo Buscaglia.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Voltaire

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What else is there to wish for?

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Zenemies.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"You call this a constitution?"