Lover Of Philosophical Quotes Pillows

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Moulting"

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Scurile travels

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'Have you been working out?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

Karine Jean-Pierre

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'Professor Horvath's 'Intro to Existentialism' lecture was famously concise.'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'