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National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"Moulting"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

Scurile travels

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

'Have you been working out?'

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

Karine Jean-Pierre

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Bookski Inc. Das Kapital. Sorry, Mister Marz, but we can't give you a big advance just because you need it.

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'Professor Horvath's 'Intro to Existentialism' lecture was famously concise.'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'