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"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

"I think it was Fitzgerald who wrote, 'The very rich are different from you and me.'"

"Neither a borrower nor a lender be." "Hey! I'm a beggar!"

Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.

This article is written for those ambitious people living life in the fast lane. It has some quotes about hard work and success. It's believed Vince Lomabardi said "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." "Success is dependent on effort" is attributed to Sophocles. And there's this from Colin Powell: "There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work and learning from failure." I tried to live life in the fast lane for a while ... but it see

Al, you can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. I can easily work within those parameters, doctor.

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

'I wish I'd said that!'

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

"Give me coffee or give me death."

"Ask not for whom the dog barks; he barks for thee."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

Out of control

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

Dangling Carrots

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."