Classic Quote Lover T-Shirts

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

Little ship of horrors

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Karine Jean-Pierre

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"Take my wife...please!"

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.

Notary

And it goes without saying that...

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"Give me coffee or give me death."

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."