Classic Quote Lover Gifts

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

Primitive magician

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Little ship of horrors

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

National Security Agency. "The unexamined life is not worth living." Entrance. I doubt they mean that in the same way Socrates did!

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Karine Jean-Pierre

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"Take my wife...please!"

Kobe Bryant Memorial

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

Al, you can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. I can easily work within those parameters, doctor.

Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.

I think we've been riding in circles. I can't find the outpost anywhere! You can't see the fortress for the trees!

Notary

And it goes without saying that...

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

'Oh, poor thing. You've got a really high temperature!'

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"Give me coffee or give me death."

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."