Quote Lovers Gifts

Karine Jean-Pierre

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'I inherited therefore I am'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'You can't handle the truth.' - Scene from 'Do these pants make me look fat' starring Jack Nioholson

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

I was like, Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown! Them my physical therapist was like, Well, don't wear the crown to bed! And now my head feels much better.

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.

Kobe Bryant Memorial

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

'God wants to see you.'

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

Al, you can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. I can easily work within those parameters, doctor.

And it goes without saying that...