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Karine Jean-Pierre

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"As Maggie Thatcher once said: 'Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.'"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

'I inherited therefore I am'

This is a voice recognition service...we reserve the right to cut you off if you have an irritating nasal sort of voice.

'Don't be silly - I love you for your body AND your tiny little brain!'

'She'd put 'The fear of God' into God himself!'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

'I'm sorry sir, you can't actually have your cake and eat it!'

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

If you want everybody to know something: Censor it.

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

'God wants to see you.'

And it goes without saying that...

"Jack is becoming tough, adventurous, and independent. I put it down to my throwing him out with the bathwater."

Quip, Bon Mot, Whittycism.