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'I inherited therefore I am'

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself!"

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Al. I might have found that quote useful if not for my deadly fear of hobgoblins.

Guilty of doing unto others before they do unto me.

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Rutger Shower

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"Gosh, this reminds me of one of my favorite John Lennon lyrics: "Life is what happens to you while you're making other quarterly sales plans."

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Male On Sunday

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

Karine Jean-Pierre

'That's it agreed then - the company's new motto is going to be 'We didn't do anything illegal'.'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

Yep, that's me in a pea pod! In a pea pod�?? I think "nutshell" has been vastly overused.

In and Out Boxes: Good, Bad, and Ugly.

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

Now that we've invented language, we have to be careful not to get quoted out of context.

"By now, you've probably noticed that around here, money talks and you-know-what walks!"

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.