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"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'I inherited therefore I am'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

"Will you please stop quoting Gertrude Stein

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

"Son, talk loudly and carry a big shtick.

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, Al. I might have found that quote useful if not for my deadly fear of hobgoblins.

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Interpretations, please.

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

Hog Heaven: 'So, this is when pigs fly...'

Is-you-is-or-is-you-ain't my baby!