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"Say hello to my little friend!"

"Jerry Maguire's first and last auction."

'I'm Spartacus!'

'You lookin' at me,I sed you lookin' at me?..?

"Whew! I'm getting to old for this."

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Canadian film production

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Hollywood Breakup

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Milkin' Impossible