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"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Canadian film production

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Milkin' Impossible

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

Hollywood Breakup

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"