Film Quote Aficionado Mugs

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Go ahead, make my day.'

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

"My mum always said life is like a tin of cat food. You never know what you're gonna get..."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Kritik's Korner

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Canadian film production

Brad Pitt

Moby Dick

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Jimmy Cagney.

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Movies vs. Films

Film Star Robert de Niro

Hollywood Breakup

Milkin' Impossible

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.