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'I'll have what he's having!' (Oliver).

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

The Directors Gut.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"That was supposed to be us."