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'I'll have what he's having!' (Oliver).

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

"The cape comes off too."

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Barry Norman

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

The Directors Gut.

Rutger Shower

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"That was supposed to be us."