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"You can't handle the tooth!"

You talking to me?

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Reese Witherspoon

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's an Imax cave?

"Werewolves of London..."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Giant slug attacks a city

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Which part are you reading for?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Hollywood producer.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Hollywood producer.

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."