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"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

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"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

The Fourth Little Pig

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Werewolves of London..."

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."