Phrase Fanatic T-Shirts

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

'Told you he'd never say it !'

'Must we go through this charade everytime the semi-skimmed gets spilled?'

"Before we start, I expect you're all figuratively dying for a cup of tea?"

"'Oh, bother' now and then is nothing to worry about, but a 'For Cryin' Out Loud' could mean trouble!"

"Tia Carmen could never live without her 'que.'"

"Sheesh, enough already with the sports metaphors."

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Queen Victoria 'Amused my arse.'

'Her dodoism over the wynd made him furibund.'

'Harold, 'Birds of a feather flock together' is just and expression.'

'The Law is an Ass.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

BAM! BAM! BAM! I'm sure opportunity wouldn't knock like that!

F&E Glass co. Double-paned. Tinted. Cut to size. I hate those days when it seems like every customer jokes that they're "going window shopping."

I guess Goliath wasn't too big to fail, after all!

Let's see what's around the poetry corner. You mean, we should take a turn for the verse.

It's even worse that I thought. Live, laugh, love!

No, Ernie, the phrase "green with envy" does not mean a person who is environmentally conscious, but also jealous of the lives some other people have.

Play it cool. It's the law of the jungle.

Polling Station. No, Ernie, the phrase "voting with your feet" is not about something germphobes might do.

Your eyes are like limpid pools. I've always wondered what that meant. Me too.

He kicked the door down --- It must not be Opportunity.

Frank and Ernest's Amended Sayings. "Everything comes to he who waits..." "But it will be used!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

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The Fourth Little Pig

Bowled over again!

The tooth fairy.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"