Song Lyric Fanatic T-Shirts

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Prize vegetables.

Campaign for Plain English

Cimafunk

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Punk Reindeer

"Check out this new store."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

The Quotable Ben Franklin. To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals. And not flying thy kite during thunderstorms might help, too!

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Robbie Williams

Volcaniax

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Music for car stereos

Football supporters.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Gangsta wrap.

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Angus McKinnon Young

Robert Burns

A 60's pop group

Imagine Dragons

Guitar.