Sayings Aficionado T-Shirts

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'So push has come to shove...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

Wash, Dry & Spin.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

'You are all points of light in my universe.'

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"The reason I dress like this is because I have to put up with so much bull on this job."

"I enjoy being a simple nursery rhyme character but my most satisfying work is as a metaphor for the stock market."

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

'Actually, sir, I wasn't speaking metaphorically in reference to the '800 pound gorilla'...'