Phrases Aficionado T-Shirts

I'm feeding a cold and starving a fever.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

CEO, CFO, MOO.

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"