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I'm feeding a cold and starving a fever.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

CEO, CFO, MOO.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

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