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'At any sign of garboil, the sophy evidenced momism.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Strainspotting

"Wow, what a DILF."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

CEO, CFO, MOO.

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

Bottlenose is cool, I guess - I mean, compared to what we call you, anyway.

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

What's STM? Seize the moment!

'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'