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Changing Minds

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Sir, you inaugural speech is simply wonderful. I would just suggest you say 'dear employees' instead of 'hey, you bunch of lousy slaves'.'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission."

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"Well that answers that question!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'Hey, I voted for the big tax hike because suffering builds character!'

"Sinead?!"

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'I inherited therefore I am'

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'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'

"Friends, Romans, countrymen..."

Brothers Grimm

"Mr. Chairman, distinguished guests, Gramm, Rudman, Hollings..."

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

A big dog at lectern.

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

"I like him. He sounds authentic."

'Let's see now, if one score equals twenty years...'

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

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