Sayings Aficionado Gifts

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'So push has come to shove...'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

"To stay in or not to stay in...."

James Baldwin.

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

Wash, Dry & Spin.

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

'You are all points of light in my universe.'

Spice Up Your Conversation - Quote Yourself...

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"The reason I dress like this is because I have to put up with so much bull on this job."

'As President of the Annoying Saying Society, just let me say,,,,,enjoy,'

Gordon Ramsey's Menu.

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

"I enjoy being a simple nursery rhyme character but my most satisfying work is as a metaphor for the stock market."

I do like people taking an affirmative posture.

Chicken Affirmations