Slogan Aficionado Gifts

'How about this slogan: If you are unhappy for any reason we will feel really bad.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Advertising: 'My hair is full of adjectives!' (non-drying, dazzle,gloss,colour,spring,shine,strenght,bounce,moisture).

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

My cup runneth under. ?

'Brilliant!'

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'I'd like to push the envelope, go the extra mile, and think outside the box to facilitate a win-win solution to the over-utilization of buzzwords.'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

CEO, CFO, MOO.

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"