Slogan Aficionado Pillows

'How about this slogan: If you are unhappy for any reason we will feel really bad.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

Advertising: 'My hair is full of adjectives!' (non-drying, dazzle,gloss,colour,spring,shine,strenght,bounce,moisture).

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Wow, what a DILF."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

CEO, CFO, MOO.

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Jim, I was asking for a simple explanation, not exclamation."

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

"You know my motto: Ready, aim . . . audit."

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'