Logo Aficionado Pillows

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Two vegans, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Laughing Zone Ahead

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Wow, what a DILF."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

They get into debt so fast these days...

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Artex cartoon

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."