Modern Phrase Aficionado Pillows

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"Wow, what a DILF."

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'So push has come to shove...'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Ladies and gentlemen, we are the best team money can buy. Now LET'S PLAY BALL!'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

CEO, CFO, MOO.

Cubicles, Execs And Employees Growing More Similar To Bees

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

Wash, Dry & Spin.

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'